Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.
i had a dream last night that i was working at starbucks and steve rogers walked in and ordered an iced americano and i said “one iced americano for the iced americano" and then i woke myself up by laughing too hard at my own joke
emotionally manipulative things you should never say to people:
- "i would kill myself without you"
- "everyone leaves me, don’t leave me like they did"
- basically anything that guilts the other person into staying in a relationship with you
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This made tear up for real.
And we all know the answer…
i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me
50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
It’s nights like these that I wish I had someone to sleep with. And not like sex, just lay in bed together and talk and cuddle and kiss and sleep and just be.
"guys have a bigger sex drive than girls" [laughs myself into a coma]
if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badlyThis is legitimately comforting.
washing your boobs is the most fun part of showering by far because when they are soapy they are so slippery and soft and it is the greatest form of entertainment
and with one single post, you’ve given every straight male and homosexual female a boner.
I like putting the soap bar between them and seeing how far I can launch it. I busted a light that way once tho.
That-that sounds pretty impressive, actually
'It's me. It's me Peter, and I'm sorry.'
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 deleted scene
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