actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

Had a great day at the state fair with Lexi and Alex! :)

Had a great day at the state fair with Lexi and Alex! :)

r0gu3-0f-h34r7:

asexual-not-a-sexual:

I’m always like, “I WANT A RELATIONSHIP!” 

But then I realize I have no idea what I would do if I actually got one. 

What do I do after I get it? Like, do I need to take the person for walks? What do I feed them? I can’t cook that well. I had to look up a diagram to learn how to cut a pepper properly.

But now I can cut peppers really well.
So there’s that. 

I’ve been in a relationship for a year and this feeling doesn’t go away

jaclcfrost:

it probably seems like i cry over stupid shit but tbh i usually end up crying because i’ve stored up all of my upset feelings from multiple things rather than express them and then the littlest thing sets me off like spilling my drink may not be that big of a deal but when i’ve stored up that many negative emotions it feels like i busted a hole in the hoover dam

#me

tipsymaple:

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

avengah:

Get to know me meme → [4/5] current celebrity crushes → Chris Pratt

Just be yourself and forget all of the stuff you read in ‘GQ’ magazine.

averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

#me

koishe:

classy-dick:

do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life

i am that friend

#me

the-kellephant:

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

image

I still laugh at this every single time I see it.

rifa:

check-your-privilege-feminists:

Tumblr: spreading the world apart, one group at a time.

THIS is the shit that bothers me with tumblr

  • Status: Rain! :)
  • Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.

teacrafted:

"You can’t eat all that!"

fuckin watch me.

#me

cosbyykidd:

grandmasterbooty:

Distressing Video Captures EXACTLY How Cops Treat Black People

smh